Jokes for the Week

Sunday, May 11, 2008

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1) A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope, he found written on it only one word: “FOOL.” The next Sunday he announced, “I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names. But this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name and had forgotten to write a letter.”

2) A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

3) A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

4) An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”
The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, “For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’”

Godbless

Channelofhealing

10 comments:

tkwi said...

I loved that last one, never heard it before.

Sidharth said...

=) You're fun!

Sidharth said...

Dear COH,

The Lord asked me to send you this link, I don;t know why: Where is your plea?

It's about the importance of pleaing the blood of Christ from a biblical perspective.

Sidharth

Channelofhealing said...

Sidhart, Thanks For this, I really recieved the message.

May God be praised

Godbless

Angel... said...

What a jokes COH... Thanks for sharing with us

Jay said...

“If your brother, the son of your father or of your mother, or your son or daughter, or the spouse whom you embrace, or your most intimate friend, tries to secretly seduce you, saying. “Let us go and serve other gods,” you must show him no pity, you must not spare
him or conceal his guilt. No, you must kill him, your hand must strike the first blow in putting him to death and the hands of the rest of the people following. You must stone him to death, since he has tried to divert you from Yahweh your God.”
- Deuteronomy 13:7-11

... So tell me, how many of you Christians actually follow this command from the bible?

Channelofhealing said...

Thanks Angel, Godbless

Channelofhealing said...

Jay, I urge you to repent and study the Bible so you would understand the precious of love of God through His Son Jesus Christ.


Godbless you in Jesus Mighty Name Amen

Anna said...

Oh I love the FOOL joke. lol. Anna :)

Channelofhealing said...

Hi Anna it is very funny. . . I found it amusing too
Godbless you

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