Saturday, April 5, 2008

Jokes for the Week

So Far, So Good
So far today, God, I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent.
I'm really glad about that.

But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help. Thank you.
In Jesus name. Amen
Author is Unknown

In God's Time

A man is talking to God.
The man asks God how much a million years is to him God says that it's a second.
Then he asks how much a million dollars is to him God says it's a penny.

So the man asked, "God can I have a penny?"
And God replied, "Just a second."
Author is Unknown

Bless this Sermon

A preacher's little boy inquired, "Daddy, I notice every Sunday morning when
you first come out to preach, you sit up on the platform and bow your head.
What are you doing?"

The father explained, "I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon."

The little boy said, "Why don't he?"

Godbless
Channelofhealing

4 comments:

tkwi said...

Hah, hah, hah... funny!

Hey, everytime I come here, it seems like you have a new background. I really like this one best :-)

Channelofhealing said...

Tkwi, I guess am incurable just like sicarii we can't get enough of the templates... lol.

thanks for loving it though. I love it too.
Godbless

Anna said...

Oh that was funny, lol, and lol. Thanks for sharing. Anna :)

Channelofhealing said...

Thanks Anna for always laughing Godbless