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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Good Sermon

After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying nothing to the preacher. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons."Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God!" The pastor was thrilled. "No-one has ever said anything like that about my preaching before. Tell me why." "Well - it reminded me of the Peace of God because it passed all understanding and the Love of God because it endured forever!"

Flattered Minister

A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell to his congregation at the Church doors for the last time. He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked out. She said "Your successor won't be as good as you." "Nonsense", said the pastor, in a flattered tone. "No, really", said the old lady, "I've been here under five different ministers, and each new one has been worse than the last."

 

Godbless

Channelofhealing

6 comments:

cinquentte said...

it's been a while since i visited this site and i must say it is still all that.
Godbless you
great jokes.

channelofhealing said...

Cinquentee you are still Funny as ever.

Godbless

Sicarii said...

I had to stop laughing in order to write this, LOL!

I thought the first was quite funny, then I read the second and all laughter broke loose!

Thank you, sis!

God bless!!!!

Anna said...

Channelofhealing, lol, this is funny. BTW sorry for late arrival, just been a bit busy fighting a flu, slowly going away. I think all the laughter is greatly helping. Thanks for sharing, Anna :)

channelofhealing said...

Godbless you too Brother Isaiah, they are really funny.

channelofhealing said...

Anna always nice to see you sis. Happy Easter to you, Pray the flueases of fast in Jesus Mighty Name Amen.

Godbless

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