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Beware, I pray thee, of presuming that thou art saved. If thy heart be renewed, if thou shalt hate the things that thou didst once love, and...

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Jokes for the Week

The Pastor, the Vicar, and the Atheist

One day a Pastor, a Vicar and an Atheist go on a fishing trip together. They are in the boat and the Pastor says," Oh! No! I left the paddles on shore!" So he proceeds to get out of the boat and walk on the water to the shore to get them. Once he had gotten back into the boat the Vicar says," Oh! No! I left the bait on shore too!" And like the Pastor the Vicar exits the boat and walks on the water to get the bait. When the Vicar climbs back into the boat the atheist yells," Well if you guys can do it so can I!!!" and proceeds to climb out of the boat, but he falls into the water. At this point the Pastor says," Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?"

 

The Angry Atheist

The story is told of the Atheist who accosted a preacher. "Do you believe in eternal life?" The preacher has no time to reply. "Well its a load of rubbish!" shouted the Atheist. "I believe in science, evolution, survival of the fittest, and when we die, that's it! No eternal life, no great judgement, and no God!" The Atheist continues his assault against the preacher repetitiously and tirelessly. "Eternal life! Eternal life! Ha! "Its all pie in the sky when you die." When I die that's it, the end, no eternal life, no nothing. He continues, until he reaches his climax, "I will be buried six feet under when I die and that's it! Nothing! Caput! When I die I am utterly convinced that that will be the end of me!" "Well thank God for that" replies the preacher!

 

Godbless

Channelofhealing

7 Readers Commented:

  1. Good one! LOL. More jokes at my place.

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  2. LOL Channelofhealing, these are funny, I like the first one, no mistery. Thanks for sharing, Anna :)

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  3. Thanks Mike that is nice to know
    Godbless

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  5. Anna they are all funny, thnaks for reading too.
    Godbless

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  6. CINQUENTTE01:31

    HAHAHA. THAT WAS VERY FUNNY CHANNEL. ESPECIALLY THE ANGRY PRIEST. THAT WAS HLARIOUS. GIRL HE WAS REALLY ANGRY.

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  7. He sure was Angry Cinquentte.

    Stayblessed

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