Monday, February 18, 2008

One Liners

  1. SIN: Commit to not commit!
  2. It's not the outlook-- it's the uplook that counts!
  3. He who sows sparingly will reap sparingly.
  4. They see our methods, He sees our motives.
  5. Plenty of folks give the Lord credit-- few give Him cash!
  6. Finding hell is easy ! It's at the end of a 'Christ-less' life.
  7. The greatest of evils is our indifference towards evil!
  8. If you cheat on the test, don't thank the Lord for the "A".
  9. Count your blessings, not your problems.
  10. If you can't sleep, don't count sheep; talk to the Shepherd.
  11. Good old knee-ology is as good as some theology.
  12. In this life it's not what you have but Who you have that counts!
  13. A hypocrite is a person who's not himself on Sunday.
  14. Money is a great servant but a terrible master!
  15. God gives every bird its' food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
  16. He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.
  17. God made round faces; man makes 'em long.
  18. Honesty is not only the best policy, it is the will of GOD!
  19. What does it take for God to get our attention?
  20. There are many things in my life for which I am ashamed, but Jesus is not one of them.
  21. You can't walk with God and hold hands with Satan at the same time.
  22. Faith is a journey, not a destination.


Mike said...

They're all good but I like the last one!

Anna said...

Channelofhealing, these are great, and some are funny as this one, but true: Plenty of folks give the Lord credit-- few give Him cash! - thanks for sharing, Anna :)

channelofhealing said...

Thanks Mike, remain blessed in Jesus Mighty Name Amen.

channelofhealing said...

Anna Dear I really love them all. they are all great and so true.