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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Jokes for the Week

The Rabbi's Son

There once was a Rabbi. His son was quickly reaching adulthood and he felt his
son just didn't have the appreciation for the Jewish religion that an adult should
have so he decided to send him on a trip to the holy lands to get a first hand look at Jewish culture.

The boy came back from the trip and the father was asking him how it went.

"Oh it was really great dad, thanks! But, I must tell you that i'm a Christian now."

The father was none too pleased and felt he had to do something but didn't know what. he went to a fellow Rabbi and told him the situation.

The Rabbi exclaimed, "don't look at me! I sent my son to Jerusalem and he came back a Christian also. Their combined opinion was that it was a conspiracy and decided to go to the Head Rabbi.

The Head Rabbi exclaimed, "Don't look at me! I too sent my son to Jerusalem and he came back a Christian. this is something we MUST pray over."

All three kneeled and prayed and God answered: "Don't look at me...."

Satan Goes to Church

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and
their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the
fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence.

This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

Author is Unknown



8 Readers Commented:

  1. LOL, the second one got me. ;)


  2. I have heard the second one is a classic.


    I found you through Blog Rush, or is it Blog Hush? Lol.

  3. Ohhhh channelofhealing thanks for laughs, lol. These are good. Thanks for sharing, Anna :)

  4. Hi Isaiah, brother me too, imagine being married to a devilish woman for that matter apart from the fact the we women are a little troublesome sometimes, that man must have seen Hell...LoL.
    Giodbless you for the visit and the laughs too.

  5. Greetings, thekingpin68, thanks for the visit, for enjoying the joke(s) and also letting me know how you found me, I never thought anyone would find me through blog rush or blog hush as you call it... lol but, anyways am grateful to God for everything He is doing in our lives in Jesus Mighty Name Amen.

  6. Thank You Anna, Love and Godbless

  7. Poor man probably married a quarrelsome (or nagging) woman (Proverbs 27:15), lol!

  8. Oh yes!!! Isaiah thanks for the usual reply to comments... shows true dedication.


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