26 Beautiful One-liners

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1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
21. He who angers you controls you.
22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you
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God Bless

Channelofhealing

9 comments:

Anna said...

channelofhealing, firstly I would like to comment on the face lift of your blog, it is just beautiful, and fast now. Very nice I really enjoy it. Secondly, as always I was reading your post out loud, and these are so true every one of them, and personally I like no. 8, 11, 14, 18, 21, 22, but all of them hold. And again, very and very nice blog, just remember, as much as I like the look and I am praising the look of your blog, the content still superseeds. Anna :)

Channelofhealing said...

All Glory be to God Almighty!!! am so happy you like it too and am also glad its faster for us all now thanks for bearing with me all these while.
I also love the one Liners too and I think they are all great too thanks for reading and commenting.
I love you with the love of The Lord.

Godbless

cinquentte said...

this is good. nice look, wow, you keep stepping up on everything on this blog.great one-liner, inspirationalhis is really . educative a nd much more. nice blog

Channelofhealing said...

All Glory to God!!!
thanks Cinquentte for the compliments am truly grateful.

Godbless

Mike said...

Very clever and funny and true!

This I Do...

Channelofhealing said...

So True!

Godbless

awannabe said...

I love the "I am" list. I first encountered it about 10 years ago in a book called Bondage Breakers by Neil Anderson.

Channelofhealing said...
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Channelofhealing said...

God Bless Awanabe, Thats good to know I actually got it from an email from my brother, the word of God is true always... thesame yesterday, today and forever.

Godbless

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