Jokes for the Week

The Children of Israel

Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't finger out."
"What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.

"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"

"Right."

"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"

"Er--right."
"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans,
an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What! wuz all the grown-ups doin?"

The Greek Priest

A Greek priest is driving down to New York to see a show, and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and asks,
"Sir, have you been drinking?"

The minister replies, "Just water."

The trooper asks, "Then, why do I smell wine?"

The minister looks down at the bottle and exclaims, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"

Author is Unknown
 
The Three Wise Women

You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?

They would have asked for directions,
arrived on time,
helped deliver the baby,
cleaned the stable,
made a casserole,
and brought disposable diapers as gifts!

Author is Unknown
 
The Cowboy in Church

One Sunday a cowboy went to church.
When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.
The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.
The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him."

So the minister began his sermon.

One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours.
The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.
The cowboy answered slowly,

"Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."

Author is Unknown
 
It's in the Bible

There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying.
Flying made her very, very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read as it helped relax her on the long flights.

One time, she was sitting next to a man.
When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.

After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.

Author is Unknown

 

God bless

Channelofhealing

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  1. Anonymous21:25

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  2. Anonymous21:59

    very funny. it makes me relaxed and happy. it's like a comical relief after reading all the heavy stuffs on this blog, nice blog channel. please post more joke, i love all your jokes, it keeps me coming back for more. i always look forward to reading them everytime i visit this blog. God bless.

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  3. We give God all the Glory. Cinquentte it's nice to know you love to read the blog always.

    Thanks and God bless

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  4. channelofhealing you know my routine by now, all your jokes are read out loud to my hobby, and we just have gratest laugh every time, thanks again, lol, lol, and God Bless, Anna :)

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  5. All Glory to God!!!

    God bless you Anna

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