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Beware, I pray thee, of presuming that thou art saved. If thy heart be renewed, if thou shalt hate the things that thou didst once love, and...

Monday, June 18, 2007

I PICKED YOU!!!


On Sunday morning during service, a 2000 man congregation was surprised to see two men enter both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submarine guns, one of the men proclaimed "anyone ready to take a bullet for Christ should remain where you are"

Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregations fled out of the 2000 they only remained 20 the men who have spoken took off his hood, Looked at the preacher and said "ok pastor I got rid of all the hypocrites "now you may begin your service have a nice day. And the two men walked out.

Funny how easy it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world is in the position it is today...

Funny how we believe what the newspaper says and question what the bible says...

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say or do anything the bible says, funny or is it scary...

Funny how someone can say I believe in God and still follow satan who by the way believes in God


Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through email and they spread like wild fire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord people think twice about sharing.

Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass through cyberspace but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in schools and work place.


Funny isn’t it ?

Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday but be an invisible Christian during the week

Are you laughing?

Funny how when you go to forward this message you will not send it to many on your address list because you are sure of what they believe or of what they would think of you sending this message.

Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me or what God thinks of me.

Are you thinking?


Will you share this with other people or not? I picked you my instructions was to send it to people I wanted God to bless. I picked you.

Please pass this to people you want God to bless.

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